Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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