He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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