We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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