I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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