I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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