I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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