Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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