I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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