i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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