Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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