i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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