He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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