Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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