Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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