So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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