Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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