i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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