seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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