? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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