life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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