uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
dude. I can hear the air.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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