In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
porn star boner night. come get it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
