I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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