she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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