I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
do nipples grow back?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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