I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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