He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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