HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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