Kiss
Puke
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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