I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
