I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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