Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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