You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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