You work out of a Hotel?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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