As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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