normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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