im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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