garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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