just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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