So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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