Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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