Whod you bang
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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