someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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