were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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