since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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