I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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