I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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