Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
