just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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