Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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