will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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