is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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